Jack Wilshere, New Shirts And Numbers, LVG, Alvaro Morata And More.

Morning, folks. Yesterday I promised you all a blog post of depth and substance, as opposed to the occasions where I ramble aimlessly about anything that might take my fancy. Today, I shall fulfil that promise by presenting you this entry. Behold, its great wonder. Tremble, as I unearth the…

Wilshere And Welbeck Out And There’s No Need To Panic!

   Morning, delicious individuals. Saturday is upon us. Whilst we have to wait another day for Arsenal to be back in action, it’s good to have the distraction of meaningful fixtures away from Jose Mourinho and his sideshow misogyny. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see that man casually…

Gabriel, Wilshere, Welbeck, Coquelin and Stuff.

Morning, folks. There isn’t much going on today. Last night I watched Timothy Olyphant in ‘The Crazies’ and there’s a scene close to the beginning in which he’s walking through a deserted rural town just before all kinds of zombie hell breaks lose. Kinda reminds of today’s news… Without the…

Wilshere and Alexis Impress, Arsenal Draw, Ozil Gets Abuse.

Morning, folks. That was a very good game of football we witnessed yesterday. It ebbed, it flowed, chances were created, goals were scored. Had I been watching from a neutral’s perspective, I would have enjoyed it immensely. Of course, I’m an Arsenal fan so I enjoyed certain moments of the…

£25m bid for Griezmann and Jack misses 6 weeks.

Afternoon, folks. There’s some extra bits of news today I thought, seeing as I have a little burst of free time, I’d share with you, if you’ve not already read of the events (you most probably have). Firstly, the injury curse that has struck Arsenal with such maddening regularity has…

5 Things I Learned From Last Night’s Internationals

Morning, folks. Last night saw international friendlies. Not just your bog-standard friendly match, no, utterly pointless ones 3 days before we play an FA Cup quarter-final with Everton. The Football Association in England certainly seem to take great pride in choosing the most inconvenient and moronic time for schedule a…

Rosicky Stays, Jack, Mesut and the Moronic Minority of Stoke Fans.

Morning, folks. Ordinarily, Monday’s are a slow, slow news days. Today, there is quite a bit to talk about, so without any further ado I shall jump straight into it. Tomas Rosicky, a player we’ve all come to love since his resurgence, is – or at least, should – be…

Giroud and Wilshere; Gone in Sixty Seconds.

Morning all. Those nerves I mentioned yesterday, they came back. With a vengeance. During the last 15 minutes when we inexplicably allowed the worst Villa team I’ve seen in years back into the game, my poor innards were treated to a maelstrom of curious sounds and pained exhausts. Before the…