I shall make today’s entry swift as I must soon depart for the horrors of work. I’d rather stay here and spend the day writing to you and allowing my fingers to dance throughout the Internet, but alas I cannot. Financial gain is calling.
Thankfully, there isn’t a whole lot to talk about. Arsenal have had a bit of a clear out and started to release players, the most notable amongst those is Nicklas Bendtner. Whilst he showed the odd moment last season, on the whole he lolloped around, ate yoghurts in the park and tried his best to have have sex with a parked taxi. The trouble with Nicklas has always been his inability to stay out of the news for the wrong reasons – what he does off the pitch invariably overshadows what he does on it.
A release is best for all parties oncerned. Nicklas can find himself a Club and start afresh and Arsenal don’t have to pay out his wages anymore – wages that can now be put to far better use.
That’s the main news of the day. I could mention the utter madness that is David Luiz’s £50m move from Chelsea to PSG, but I don’t especially feel that requires an in depth view. It’s bonkers and that’s about all there is to it.
Instead, I’ll finish with this picture someone sent to my E-mail this morning. I don’t tend to be very good at keeping up with what’s going on, so this might not be an exclusive (I’m sure it isn’t) but I thought it was worth sharing.
This is what Puma’s away kit for next season could look like:
I like that. Traditional yellow all the way for me.
Finally today, I’d like to humbly request you go to my donations page and offer a few pennies. Hosting a website and acquiring the best equipment for podcasting isn’t a cheap endeavour. I do feel like a bit of a scrounge asking for your generosity, but anything meagre amount you could give would be of a great help.
That’s all for today, folks. The questions I’ll leave you with are these: What do you feel was Bendtner’s greatest moment in an Arsenal shirt, and what are your thoughts on the picture of what might be our new away kit? Let me know in the comments below.
As always; thanks for reading, you beautiful bastards.