This will be the last time I do one of these. This is an Arsenal blog, and should be informative to the reader, and not an excuse for me to indulge my childishness and foolishness. Well, it should also be fun, but things get tired if you do them too often, and I prefer to go out on something close to a high before abuse and accusations of tedium are thrown my way.
Without further ado – Yo DJ, drop something special!
Welcome to Friday, and the news done my way. Reports are in abundance on some fronts, so you need to take heed to what I say.
If there’s a degree of sanity, folks appear to have misplaced it. Let’s face it – Higuain might be in stasis, so on a nightly basis Arsenal are linked to an unsightly racist.
Deal done? – This summer can Arsenal seal a stunner? He’ll never be a Real Gunner. Yo – Pool’s squealer aint no ethereal creature like Jules Wheeler. Can’t put it to bed, though. The deal’s just not dead, yo. Those with the cred know, on Le Grove even Pedro said so.
Next up it’s Bendtner that I’ll focus on. Who knows what that bloke is on? I can’t wait until that dope is gone. Yo Nicklas; you’re average, not collectable like Pokemon.
Drop your wages, or no one’s going to peek-at-you. Take the bleakest view, realise you’re not in the elitist few. Hear what I speak, it’s true – it’d be nice if you left in a week or two. I’d hate you to be up Shit Creek without the tools to paddle through.
You don’t want the Gooners to be mad at you. Good moments? Yeah – we’ve had a few. Okay, you fucked it up in the Camp of Nou. But right on cue, you hit the winner against Spurs, and that’ll do.
I’m not a hater, or slater. Just a truth stater. I hate to deflate ya, you have to move sooner or later. No Gooner debater sees a place at the Club for a spooner shot placer, given all the chances we create ya.
You’re just hum-drum, and now I’m done, son. This is my last rap, and it’s been a fun run. I’ve left the dumb numb, from here to London. I can’t be outdone, you’ll not find someone – even Timony Stizzle AKA Tim Stillman.
You know how I end things, I don’t mean to disparage. Thanks for reading, you beautiful people born out of marriage.