Arsene Inherits Astonishing £50m Talent From Suspicious Uncle’s Will.

Morning, folks. The odd moments for me are when I have plentiful bouts of time for blogging and the egregious monster of having bugger all to say rears its ‘orrible face. That is my situation at present. Usually when this occurs I decide the best course of action is to…

Transfer news so earth shatteringly amazing, your head may well explode if you click this link (not really).

Morning everyone. The title is a joke. I thought I’d point that out immediately in case anyone missed “not really” in brackets. – “But James, why would you write such a mendacious headline?” Because it perfectly captures what surrounds us in the bleak, misty world of Arsenal news. Lovely use…

Rooney and Draxler: definitely, maybe…

Morning lovelies. If you’re into speculative stories, then the current pieces doing the rounds regarding Wayne Rooney will have caught your eye. Everyone’s favourite portly centre-foward has made it clear he wishes to leave United, and such news has put all the big guns on high alert. Chelsea, Bayern Munich…