Prepare to be brainwashed.

Afternoon folks. Apologies for the lack of a match report yesterday. Things kinda caught up with me, and the time allotted for blogging quickly vanished. Such is the tumultuous road I traverse at present. Compared to the level of dismay this time last week,  it’s a much brighter Monday. The…

Welcome Giroud, plug pulled on M’Vila and cackling transfer spinsters.

Evening, precious. We are here. Gone is the participation of England in an international tournament. What remains is a state of footballing purgatory; a desolate, frightening area, bereft of our beautiful game and accompanied by the perpetual howls of cackling transfer spinsters. The spinsters I mention are those folks out…

Arsenal to announce 2 incredible new signings on Saturday. £50m bid accepted, International striker in talks with Wenger.

Morning folks. The season is but a mere 5 days over, and I’m already bored of transfer talk. One of the trickier parts of writing a updated-daily blog is that when the main body that contributes to your topics – the football season – finishes, you’re left with scraps, wild…