Super, mega, gargantuan deal for a striker in January.

Morning, you lovely people, you. Today I thought I’d plunge my grubby paws into that oh-so murky of realms; the January transfer window. Not entirely certain why I am bothering, mind you. It’s one enormous farrago of bilge and silliness out there, and the last thing we need is another…

Suarez stays, Higuain might go elsewhere…. All this madness.

Morning, folks. Today’s entry shall be brief. It’s too damn hot here to do anything. Even a task that consumes as little energy as typing is causing me to sweat. I don’t especially enjoy sweating unless there’s a very attractive woman in the vicinity. I’ve also decided I’ve had enough…