Arsene Inherits Astonishing £50m Talent From Suspicious Uncle’s Will.

Morning, folks. The odd moments for me are when I have plentiful bouts of time for blogging and the egregious monster of having bugger all to say rears its ‘orrible face. That is my situation at present. Usually when this occurs I decide the best course of action is to…

Delicious Khedira Goodness, Transfers And Grotesque Hamwiches.

Morning, folks. There isn’t much in life that frightens me. Short of being cornered by a rag-tag bunch of militant clowns hell-bent on performing that annoying ‘look at my flower!’ trick, I walked this Earth free from terror. However, thanks to the bombshells dropped by a certain little Scottish urchin,…