Afternoon, exquisite lifeforms. Right, I’m almost entirely unsure how to begin today’s post. When situations like this arise, my solution is to simply start typing whatever comes into my head first. So here goes… I remember vividly the first time I saw a pair of breasts; shapely, gleaming, full of…
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Arsenal Out Of The Title Race; Cruel Misfortune Costs.
Morning, folks. When the match finished last night, I had a bath. Normally I’m strictly a shower kinda guy. That might sound like the most pointless and inane of admittance, but it is relevant in a way. Amongst other things, Arsenal can cause me to get wound up. When those…
Ozil Out Of NLD, Arsenal Exit Champions League And The Players Rated.
Morning, folks. A brave defeat (over two legs). A triumphant exit. A magnificent failure. Those are some of the terms I’m sure people will use to describe Arsenal’s performance and, alas, departure from the Champions League. There can be absolutely no shame attached to falling out of the competition (again)…
Mesut Bashing, Double Pivots And The Power Of The Chocolate Digestive.
Morning, folks. There is a pep to my step brought about my the onset of warmer climes. Whilst Spring and Summer may not be upon us yet, the scent is in the air, wafting across the wind pleasantly like the sensation of passing a decent burger joint at 3 in…
All This Ozil Hate Is Beyond Silly.
Morning, folks. By now, you’ll have either seen the maelstrom of hatred and abuse directed toward Mesut Ozil, or you will have, at the very least, heard all about it. If not, I suggest you sharply click away from this post. I love Mesut Ozil. Long before he signed for…
Fabianski, Ozil, Sanogo and The Ox Shine as Arsenal Progress.
Morning, folks. When I saw the team sheet for yesterday’s fixture, I wasn’t entirely sure how I felt about it. I knew the rotation was coming, with Bayern coming to town on Wednesday a few changes was inevitable. Call me a soppy old romantic, if you will, but the FA…
Draxler Rumours Hotting Up, Liverpool In The Cup and Podolski
Morning, folks. There’s quite the abundance of rumour today. As the horrors of January’s window head into the last stretch, everything becomes heightened; speculation doubles, hopes rise and the whole sorry saga transforms into farce. As an Arsenal fan hoping to see our title bid bolstered by a new addition,…
Coventry Dispatched, Podolski, Zelalem and a Desperate Draxler.
Morning, folks. One of the perils working as a Chef is the frequency with which you’re required to handle very sharp utensils. Yesterday, whilst handling the aforementioned, I managed to slice through a couple of fingers on my right hand. Painful, and the side effect that I’m just realising is…