Would you take Bendtner back?

Tuesday morning greetings, folks. Apologies for the lateness of today’s entry. Ordinarily, I strive to have my witless chuntering up and available for reading before the stroke of 9am. This morning, thanks in no small measure to a late night, I’ve overslept slightly and it’s all one big rush to…

Arteta warns of complacency. Podolski imminent, or a million miles away.

Welcome to the deliciousness of Tuesday morning, folks. A lot of folks out there have taken to mocking Spurs fans for there ill-advised “mind the gap” attempts at hilarity. Poking fun at their faltering of recent weeks is undoubtedly fun, but it’s also a very risky business. We might be…

Podolski ‘signed’ yesterday, Vertonghen speaks, Sensible Soccer and other news.

Morning’s greeting, fair reader of this here drivel. I’ve never really gotten myself into modern gaming. I’m the type trapped in a time long since forgotten by most. Ask me for a game of FIFA12 with a 13-year-old boy living in Iran via the internet, and I’ll politely decline. Pull…

Podolski hasn’t signed for Arsenal (yet) and early Newcastle team news.

Morning, faithful readers. Everyone across the media has reported the Podolski signing as in-the-bag, complete, finished. Everyone aside from the ones that actually count. When pressed by pesky journalists to divulge the validity of the rumours, Arsene had this to say: “I have not a lot to say about that…

Podolski, Hamsik, A trip to Klanfield and Gentleman’s Golf

Good morning, puddings. It’s a deathly quiet day in Arsenal world. Klanfield awaits us on Saturday at the thoroughly ridiculous kick-off time of 12:45, so news of player injuries and absentees should begin today with conformation on the morning of the game. As things stand, there’s very little to report,…

Podolski agrees to join Arsenal and international nightmares.

Morning, and hi-de-ho, campers. Before we begin, I’d like to wish you all a happy leap year. Go out, have fun and make the most of an extra day. So, onwards toward the unbridled delirium of today’s delicious post. Are you all sitting comfortably? Yes? Splendid, then I shall begin:…