Wilshere or Ramsey? Baby Alexis, Stuff, Other Bits And Things Of That Nature.

Greetings, folks. I hope today’s entry into the cosmos of Arsenal blogging finds you feeling tip-top. Ordinarily I wouldn’t be one for poking fun at our ‘rivals’ when something goes awry. Given our current plight (or ‘state’, depending on which word you deem favourable) I find it’s a touch strange…

The Dortmund Connection, Troy Deeney’s Cojones, Player Ratings And More.

Arsenal 3-0 Watford Morning, folks. Well, that turned out to be a rather eventful match. We scored our 1000th Premiership goal, Petr Cech accomplished his 200th clean sheet and Mesut Ozil became the quickest player to reach 50 assists in English league football – beating the record previously held by…

Watford, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Morning, folks. The games are coming thick and fast. Like premature ejaculation, but without any of the mess. Or like a milkshake in a Ferrari. Or like a cow on rocket-powered roller-skates. Or like… well you get the idea. Today we face Watford at the Emirates on the back of…

Troy Deeney’s Self-Importance And Watershed Arsenal.

Morning, folks. Today, I’ve got the house to myself. My fiancee is off traversing sunny Centre Parcs on her Hen-do, so I’ve a weekend that consists of football, gin and tonic, sitting around in my pants and generally eating things that would raise an eyebrow in her presence. That also…

We Can’t Put It All On Arsene Wenger- He Isn’t Solely To Blame.

Brighton And Hove Albion 2-1 Arsenal Afternoon, folks. First of all – apologies for the brief hiatus. I’m trying to blog everyday, but often the elements conspire against me. But, I’m here now – I can hear you all collectively omit a sigh of relief – and It’s a shame…

Abject Arsenal, Aubameyang, Welbeck, Ramsey And Wenger Is On His Last Legs.

Arsenal 0-3 Manchester City Afternoon, folks. Currently, I’m snowed in at home. Foolishly, I’d assumed that ‘Storm Emma’ would be tame and inconsequential and the warnings displayed across TV and the internet were nothing more than exaggerations. How wrong I was. In all my years, this is the worst snow…

Manchester City, Premiership (H): Team News And Starting XI

Afternoon, folks. No post yesterday as I was snowed in… And I overslept. And I was extra bust at work. And I managed my time especially poorly. And I had to field quite a few angry, abusive e-mails from the Brendan Rodgers Mafia on account of Tuesday’s post, the majority…

Cocky Milan, Europa League, Overrated Jack Wilshere And Other Stuff.

Afternoon, folks. It’s a beautiful sunny day here in the South West. Beautiful, sunny and bloody freezing. I’ve just got in from a session out on my bike and I have a variety of frozen extremities – even the incredibly fetching Bane mask I wore out to aid breathing in…