The Dangers Of Alexis Sanchez And World Cup Wonderment.

Morning, delicious Earth creatures. It’s nice to be back. As I always state when addressing you all after a prolonged absence; things have been hectic and troublesome for me in previous weeks. Such is the jarring regularity of irksome occurrences, my personal life has descended into an obstacle course in…

Coventry Dispatched, Podolski, Zelalem and a Desperate Draxler.

Morning, folks. One of the perils working as a Chef is the frequency with which you’re required to handle very sharp utensils. Yesterday, whilst handling the aforementioned, I managed to slice through a couple of fingers on my right hand. Painful, and the side effect that I’m just realising is…

The ultimate explosive transfer rumour.

Afternoon, all. I’m off work today, and at something of a loss. Instead of bimbling about being unproductive, I decided an extra special bonus post was in order. With competitive football absent, and only endless speculation and spurious rumour to occupy our time, I thought I’d take you through the…

Huge transfer dealings this summer? What do we do with ourselves now?

Good morning everyone. First up; apologies. I’ve been eager to post sooner than today given our triumphant securing of 4th place, but the elements have conspired against me. Well, I say “elements” – what I really mean is other people. More specifically; other people who decide to smash into my…

News, news, news. Where for art thou news?

Saturday morning greetings to you, dedicated reader. Today, looking around for tidbits of entertainment, it’s very much a case of what could have been. If we’d have beaten Sunderland in the FA Cup, we’d be playing Everton this weekend. If we’d hadn’t decided to travel to Milan in a generous…