Chelsea, Suarez and the shortest day of the year.

Morning, all. Christmas is just around the corner. By now, I’m supposed to be filled with festive spirit. I’m not. I’ve seen enough cooked turkey meals to last a lifetime, and any minuscule amount of joviality that might have been present has long since found itself banished by the interminable…

Arsene “works hard to strengthen squad” and Suarez’s transfer request.

Morning folks. At this point in time, I should be darting towards the Big Smoke on a train with Daniel Cowan to attend the Emirates Cup. I am not. For a few personal reasons it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to discuss (No – I’ve not been arrested…), I’m missing…

Suarez clause a no-go, Arsenal will spend £55m to get their man.

Morning folks. Firstly, a quick reminder: If you missed it yesterday, I’m supporting a cause for a little boy named Evan Pritchard. Anybody donating having been referred from this site will go into a draw to win the new Arsenal away shirt – just mention James ‘Raul’ Stokes, or The…

£42.5m bid for Suarez – Arsenal prepared to wait, but shouldn’t for others.

Morning folks. No post yesterday – apologies. Friday has become the day in which it’s particularly difficult to find a moment for writing, and Saturday’s are often left without a bit of my rambling to occupy your time. I shall work hard and with vigour to ensure such things do…

Higuain gets away, angry Liverpool fans and general waffles.

Morning, folks. Typing the title for today raised a chuckle. It is with sincerity I hope that somewhere out there resides an American military strategist by the name “General Waffles”. You’ve got to remain upbeat and laugh about things, don’t you? Seemingly not if you’re a fan of Liverpool. They’re…

£40m for Suarez with a £1 charge to let him know we’ve bid.

Morning folks. You must have heard; it’s practically impossible to be an Arsenal fan and miss the extent to which news of our £40m (plus a pound) bid for Luis Suarez has been plastered across every news outlet out there. The addition of the solitary pound onto the rounded figure…

Brazilian Bernard, rumours, huge bids and more.

Good morning, Earth creatures. Kenneth here. *snorts* This week I have been on tour with the team in Asia. To ensure there’s plenty of that delicious transfer gossip we all crave, I infiltrated the club’s officially chartered plane before taking off, cunningly disguising myself as Per Mertsesacker’s bag of reserve…